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		<title>A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace by John Perry Barlow &#60;barlow@eff.org&#62; Governments of the Industrial World, you weary giants of flesh and steel, I come from Cyberspace, the new home of Mind. On behalf of the future, I ask you of the past to leave us alone. You are not welcome among us. You [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="socialize-in-content" style="float:left;"><div class="socialize-in-button socialize-in-button-left"><a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-url="http://8rand0n.com/2009/12/11/a-declaration-of-the-independence-of-cyberspace/" data-text="A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace" data-count="vertical" data-via="socializeWP" ><!--Tweetter--></a></div><div class="socialize-in-button socialize-in-button-left"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http://8rand0n.com/2009/12/11/a-declaration-of-the-independence-of-cyberspace/&amp;layout=box_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=50&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=65" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:50px !important; height:65px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe></div></div><p><span style="font-family: AGaramond; font-size: large;">A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace</span><span style="font-family: AGaramond;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">by John Perry Barlow &lt;barlow@eff.org&gt; </span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">Governments of the Industrial World, you weary giants of flesh and steel, I come from Cyberspace, the new home of Mind. On behalf of the future, I ask you of the past to leave us alone. You are not welcome among us. You have no sovereignty where we gather.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">We have no elected government, nor are we likely to have one, so I address you with no greater authority than that with which liberty itself always speaks. I declare the global social space we are building to be naturally independent of the tyrannies you seek to impose on us. You have no moral right to rule us nor do you possess any methods of enforcement we have true reason to fear.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed. You have neither solicited nor received ours. We did not invite you. You do not know us, nor do you know our world. Cyberspace does not lie within your borders. Do not think that you can build it, as though it were a public construction project. You cannot. It is an act of nature and it grows itself through our collective actions.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">You have not engaged in our great and gathering conversation, nor did you create the wealth of our marketplaces. You do not know our culture, our ethics, or the unwritten codes that already provide our society more order than could be obtained by any of your impositions.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">You claim there are problems among us that you need to solve. You use this claim as an excuse to invade our precincts. Many of these problems don't exist. Where there are real conflicts, where there are wrongs, we will identify them and address them by our means. We are forming our own Social Contract . This governance will arise according to the conditions of our world, not yours. Our world is different.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">Cyberspace consists of transactions, relationships, and thought itself, arrayed like a standing wave in the web of our communications. Ours is a world that is both everywhere and nowhere, but it is not where bodies live.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">We are creating a world that all may enter without privilege or prejudice accorded by race, economic power, military force, or station of birth.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">We are creating a world where anyone, anywhere may express his or her beliefs, no matter how singular, without fear of being coerced into silence or conformity.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">Your legal concepts of property, expression, identity, movement, and context do not apply to us. They are all based on matter, and there is no matter here.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">Our identities have no bodies, so, unlike you, we cannot obtain order by physical coercion. We believe that from ethics, enlightened self-interest, and the commonweal, our governance will emerge . Our identities may be distributed across many of your jurisdictions. The only law that all our constituent cultures would generally recognize is the Golden Rule. We hope we will be able to build our particular solutions on that basis. But we cannot accept the solutions you are attempting to impose.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">In the United States, you have today created a law, the Telecommunications Reform Act, which repudiates your own Constitution and insults the dreams of Jefferson, Washington, Mill, Madison, DeToqueville, and Brandeis. These dreams must now be born anew in us.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">You are terrified of your own children, since they are natives in a world where you will always be immigrants. Because you fear them, you entrust your bureaucracies with the parental responsibilities you are too cowardly to confront yourselves. In our world, all the sentiments and expressions of humanity, from the debasing to the angelic, are parts of a seamless whole, the global conversation of bits. We cannot separate the air that chokes from the air upon which wings beat.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">In China, Germany, France, Russia, Singapore, Italy and the United States, you are trying to ward off the virus of liberty by erecting guard posts at the frontiers of Cyberspace. These may keep out the contagion for a small time, but they will not work in a world that will soon be blanketed in bit-bearing media.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">Your increasingly obsolete information industries would perpetuate themselves by proposing laws, in America and elsewhere, that claim to own speech itself throughout the world. These laws would declare ideas to be another industrial product, no more noble than pig iron. In our world, whatever the human mind may create can be reproduced and distributed infinitely at no cost. The global conveyance of thought no longer requires your factories to accomplish.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">These increasingly hostile and colonial measures place us in the same position as those previous lovers of freedom and self-determination who had to reject the authorities of distant, uninformed powers. We must declare our virtual selves immune to your sovereignty, even as we continue to consent to your rule over our bodies. We will spread ourselves across the Planet so that no one can arrest our thoughts. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">We will create <strong>a</strong> civilization of the Mind in Cyberspace. May it be more humane and fair than the world your governments have made before.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">Davos, Switzerland </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: AGaramond;">February 8, 1996 </span></p>
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		<title>Crazy Engrish</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore [...]]]></description>
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<p>Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant  nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are  candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from  Guinea nor is it a pig.</p>
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<p>And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the  plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem  crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?</p>
<p>If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?  In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?</p>
<p>You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a  language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going  on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the  creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).  That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the  lights are out, they are invisible.</p>
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<p>Been a why for a long time, but i have returned! Muhahaha! but for real, I've been on a transition team for my company. We were busy intagrating two diffrent companies. Lots of fun!?! I must say I never really saw much of the cities I've visited.</p>
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<p>There were a whole bunch of 14 hour work days and 80+ work weeks.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Paris, France<br />
Hastings, UK<br />
Winnersh, UK<br />
Langenfeld, Germany<br />
Dusseldorf, Germany<br />
Munich, Germany<br />
Amsterdam, Netherlands<br />
Brussels, Belgium<br />
Madrid, Spain<br />
Budapest, Hungary<br />
Bucharest, Romania<br />
Krakow, Poland<br />
Warsaw, Poland<br />
Moscow, Russia</p>
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