Crazy Engrish

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
Where’s Brandon?
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Been a why for a long time, but i have returned! Muhahaha! but for real, I've been on a transition team for my company. We were busy intagrating two diffrent companies. Lots of fun!?! I must say I never really saw much of the cities I've visited.