ahh Fuck it

Elmer Stoltzfoos Fisher of Paradise, Pennsylvania was found asleep at the reins of his Amish buggy, his horse walking down the center line. Elmer was issued a DUI after blowing an impious 0.18BAC.

The 60-second version of The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks’ television commercial displays in more vivid detail why you should probably put down the DS and sleep once in awhile.

Ohh I’m excited!! One of the most outrageous directors, directing a Victoria’s Secret commercial? Imagine the mayhem, the destruction, the humanity!!! KAHHHN!!! oh sorry got carried away there. Hit the link to see the video.

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Make sure you watch it all the way to the end, or fastforward if you have to but watch the end!

comedy troupe matched random words with the lip movements of Picard and Number One in Star Trek: The Next Generation, the result is weirdly addictive and hilarious.

Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

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Ever since I tried my hand at ESXi I have been in love with bare metal hyper visors. This could be the next best thing since sliced bread. I doubt most people would actually use something like this but I would!
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Just making it in 2009 as promised, the path to launch has cost this initial release the 4K resolution screen we’d hoped for, with a 1080p LED backlit display hooked to the aforementioned Blu-ray DVR, 3TB HDD and slick 3D GUI for navigating all sorts of content from the internet or recording from as many as 8 tuners at one time.
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