ahh Fuck it, These are the times that try men's souls.

7Dec/090

Damn, I missed it.

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30Aug/090

Facebook 3.0 storms the app store

At this point even our Great Grandmothers are updating their Facebook statuses from 3.0, but just in case you haven’t yet heard… Facebook 3.0 for the iPhone went live in the App Store yesterday afternoon.

30Aug/090

15 Years in Jail for Texting While Driving.

Utah recently passed a very tough bill banning texting while driving. It views the act is inherently reckless and punishes it as harshly as drunk driving.

Passed after a texting driver killed two scientists, the law would put texting while driving in the same legal category as drunk driving if any crash happens. It's a far stronger law than most of those already existing in other states; California's, for example, punishes offenders with a tiny fine, usually around $20.

30Aug/090

Penn & Teller take on the Catholic Church

Penn & Teller, Bullshit! The Vatican from Brewster on Vimeo.

30Jul/090

Speaker For the Dead

The purpose of a Speaker is to investigate the life of a person or persons who has recently died, discover their true nature and motives for their actions and attitudes throughout their life, and speak it to those directly connected to and affected by them.

29Jul/090

Going to DEFCON

It's 216 miles to Chicago, I've got a full tank of gas, a half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and I'm wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

25Jul/090

My Cat Approves of Maxim Magazine

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23Jun/090

Ender Vs. Laser pointer

23Jun/090

11 Things The Bible Bans, But You Do Anyway

Here are 11 things that are technically banned by the Bible. (All quotes are translations from the New American Standard Bible, but, because I'm actually trying to maintain serious journalistic integrity here, I cross-referenced several other translations to make sure I wasn't missing the point.)

1.This butt cut is a guaranteed one-way ticket to sin.
Round haircuts. See you in Hell, Beatles... and/or kids with bowl cuts, surfer cuts or (my favorite) butt cuts. Leviticus 19:27 reads "You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard."

21Jun/090

My Fish

ahh Fuck it, is Stephen Fry proof thanks to caching by WP Super Cache