Does It Count As DUI If Your Horse Is Driving?

Elmer Stoltzfoos Fisher of Paradise, Pennsylvania was found asleep at the reins of his Amish buggy, his horse walking down the center line. Elmer was issued a DUI after blowing an impious 0.18BAC.
Extended Spirit Tracks Commercial
The 60-second version of The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks' television commercial displays in more vivid detail why you should probably put down the DS and sleep once in awhile.
Michael Bay Directs Victoria’s Secret Commercial
Ohh I'm excited!! One of the most outrageous directors, directing a Victoria's Secret commercial? Imagine the mayhem, the destruction, the humanity!!! KAHHHN!!! oh sorry got carried away there. Hit the link to see the video.
The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
Make sure you watch it all the way to the end, or fastforward if you have to but watch the end!
Crazy Engrish

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

