And they call me crazy
WoW some people just need to be locked up and removed from the gene pool. Its amazing what kind of dysfunctional individuals society keeps around. As proof I present to you,

Strange Fears of Things that Don’t Even Exist
1. Spectrophobia: Fear of ghosts (Boo!)
2. Ambulothanatophobia: Fear of zombies
3. Demonophobia (also called Daemonophobia): Fear of demons
4. Pneumatiphobia: Fear of spirits
5. Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches
6. Sanguivoriphobia: Fear of vampires
7. Teratophobia: Fear of monsters
8. Phagophobia: Fear of eating, or being eaten
9. Spakafobia: Fear of aliens
10. Capgras Syndrome: Fear of an individual being replaced by an imposter
11. Ornithoscelidaphobia: Fear of dinosaurs
12. Automatonophobia: Fear of wax statues, ventriloquist dummies
13. Gnomophobia: Fear of gnomes
14. Santaphobia: Fear of Santa Clause
15. Bogyphobia: Fear of the boogieman