DANGER—HUMAN!

NOT FROM BOOK
"Here's what I personally remember from the story:- a group of aliens(from different species) capture a human on Earth and put him in an escape-proof prison of some sort( I think it has a moat with acid or boiling flames and it definitely had some sort of impassable death-dealing force-field/energy-field around the perimeter). Anyway, the idea is that humans have existed in the galaxy for uncounted years, and would periodically build up great interstellar empires, as they were much more intelligent and much more aggressive than any other alien species, which, as a result of all that aggression, would then inevitably collapse into civil war, with whole planets destroyed - but there would always be at least one human-colonised planet, somewhere, which would just sink back into barbarism, rather than be completely destroyed, and the humans on this planet would sortie out eventually and start yet another interstellar empire. So, the result is that these current aliens in the story have a dim ancestral memory, derived from near-annihilated civilisations in the past, which states that humans are extremely dangerous and to be avoided at all costs.Anyway, they therefore decided to capture a human from Earth and put him into an escape-proof prison to see if the legend re humans is true - the idea is that if humans really are so dangerous, then he will sooner or later escape, no matter how impossible it might be. They then render him biologically immortal so that the experiment doesn't end with the human's death, and they also mess around with his mind so that he becomes incapable of either madness(and I think,also incapable of suicide?). Anyway, they wait for a couple of years or so, and suddenly find that he has escaped - I don't remember the saliva bit, but I do know that he escapes from his cage, by waiting until some sort of robot-arm deposits food into an opening into the cage, and then he uses the robot-arm to swing out of the confinement over the deadly moat and then proceeds to escape in one of the aliens' spaceships. One of the aliens then points out that, technically speaking, it wasn't impossible for the human to escape, given the circumstances and conditions, so that the experiment was flawed - but then one of the other aliens states that they don't know how he could possibly have gone past the supposedly-impassable death-field/energy-barrier, and then they all look at each other in stunned silence, confirming that humans are the most dangerous species around - and they also know that once the human arrives back on Earth, the whole cycle of human conquest and destruction will begin anew."
PDF-to-Word Converter

Found this gem on lifehacker.com. It allows you to scan in documents as a PDF and turn it into a word document. The example they are using is a tax for but I use it to work with all of my CMP forms at work! Makes doing tedious paper work easy and looks professional also.
It’s in closed BETA now co you'll have to send them an email or find an invite somewhere.
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So I was having some fun with my lil bro by sending him riddles translated to binary. Took him forever to figure it out. But once he did he started sending his answers in klingon. Servers me right for being an ass. :/
The site I use will allow you to translate from ASCII to binary or vice versa.
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
NEVER LEAFE HOME WITH OUT YOUR BEANIE!!!
"As a matter of safety, you should wear your AFDB at all times since you never know when or where psychotronic signals will reach you. (Users of MindGuard are safe if they choose to be beanieless within its range but it would still be advisable to wear one; you never know when there will be a power failure.) Do not remove your AFDB before going to bed! When people are sleeping they are very vulnerable to mind control and need all the protection they can get."
2001: A Space Odyssey
Found this aswome write up of the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey. This guys definitely done more thinking about the movie that I have. He’s pointed out quite a few things that I did not catch from the movie or even from the book. Its pretty cool and a good read on a slow day at work.
“The following is an edited and revised version of my undergraduate honors thesis at Northwestern University in 1997-1998. Unlike most essays on the film, it does not attempt to find a single interpretation of 2001, instead it looks at the different ways that the film has been interpreted over the last 30 years.
By looking at the film and its impact in this way, I hope to illustrate the ways in which our culture has changed since the 1960s, and the impact of the Information Revolution on the way that we look at the film today.” LINK
